Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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