No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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