She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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