your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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