i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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