8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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