ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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