either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
vagina is talking i cant
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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