im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think people are normalizing furries
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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