I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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