I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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