Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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