Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
