So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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