Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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