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I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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