We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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