i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
