Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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