areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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