Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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