Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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