She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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