He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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