I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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