yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
