Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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