My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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