Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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