Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Your penis caused this!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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