I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
