I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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