don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
