Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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