"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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