when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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