Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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