omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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