Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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