another moral hangover. fuck.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You are the jesus of drinking
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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