I wanna bring you to show and tell
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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