There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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