Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i think i have herpe
just one?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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