I molested 6 butterflies tonight
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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