i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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