Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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