Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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