What a fucking waste of an outfit
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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