Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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