He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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