Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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